Things Men wish Women Knew about them in Bed
Men are bad multitaskers so don’t make them profess their feelings for you and have great sex at the same time. You won’t be getting the best they have to give on either score.
A porn director lives in your partners head and it’s telling him he has to last for hours on end. It’s your job to give him a slightly more realistic time frame.
While we’re on the subject, the only thing porn stars have over you is a willingness to have their fun bits examined in good light. You can do that.
Oh wait, the other thing porn stars have is they’re happy with whatever men do to them in bed. Don’t be that happy; it would make you a little insane. Simply be normal happy and express the joy you’re experiencing – that will help men understand what you want more of.
It’s not your job to deal with every erection he gets, but it would be nice if you were delighted by each one.
Sometimes, of course, his erection will go South. Don’t pity him, though. Instead give him a nice back massage – anything to let him know that his penis isn’t going to get in the way of your commitment to loving the rest of his body..
Letting him watch you masturbate will markedly improve his oral sex skills. Having him watch you demonstrate what you want will help him catch on faster.
Transcript of his thoughts while he’s having sex with you: “Is she OK? Is she OK now? What about now? Short breath! What’s that sound mean?!… Deep Breath. Oh no. I’m finishing! Is she OK with that? What about now?” Now all women know.
Tell him “I love the look on your face when you orgasm.” And while you’re at it, decided that you actually do. You can’t change it, so embrace it.
If you would like your body to seem cuter to him, use it to have sex with him more. It’s up to you: How cute do you want to be?
You don’t have to be every woman in the world for him – that’s what his very active imagination is for. Plus, he knows that he’s not every man for you.
— Via Glamour Magazine.
